A simple reminder when going in an important event...

Here is my list of what-to-do before, during and after an important engagement specifically a dinner party.

BEFORE:
1. Prepare an outfit a day or two before the event. Make sure that it is appropriate. Don't forget to look for holes and damages that are needed to be fixed.

2. If you plan to get a facial treatment, do it 4 days before the event. We don't want people giving us unwanted attention just because we have open pores and "pantal".

3.If you are attending a dinner party, do not eat before the event. Starve yourself! Come on, the only reason you want to come is to socialize and eat! Plus, eating meals can make your tummy grumble after eating!

4. Be ready for traumas and incidents. Always carry an emergency kit containing floss, small sewing kit, lots of tissue and white loose powder.

5. Know the people who will attend the event.

DURING:
1. Come on time.

2. If you have a date with you, don't over socialize. Remember, you came as a couple.

3. Take small amounts of each courses. "pangit yung pabalik-balik ka sa buffet table"

4. Talk to the important people. They might be the answer to your dreams.

5. Don't forget the person who invited you. Thank him/ her!

6. Stay sober the whole night, if the party includes alcohol.

7. Make sure you look good. Check out stains and crumbs that might be on your clothes. Plus, oiliness is next to ugliness! Photographers are always present..

8. Forget all your problems. You are there to be happy!

AFTER:

1. Thank the host of the dinner. Appreciate the taste. Be tactful though.

2. "Wag mag-uuwi ng pabalot." Unless the host told you so.

3. Say goodbye to all your new friends and connections.

Hope that'll help!

I JUST CANT WAIT FOR UGLY BETTY SEASON 2!

KAINIS MATAGAL PA SIYA! I WILL SURELY MISS BETTY SUAREZ, WILHELMINA SLATER, MARC AND AMANDA, HILDA, SANTOS AND JUSTIN, IGNACIO AND HENRY... SIYEMPRE THE TRANNY ALEXIS AND HER/HIS BROTHER DANIEL!

KAIYAK YUNG SEASON ENDER!

LAST WEEK OF SEPTEMBER PA YUNG PILOT EPISODE NG SEASON 2! NOT HERE IN THE PHILIPPINES HA?

Bitter-bitteran Lyrics!lolz

When It Was Me
Paula Deanda

Ooh, no

Yeah, yeah
She's got green eyes and she's 5'5"
Long brown hair all down her back
Cadilliac truck
So the hell what
What's so special about that
She used to model, she's done some acting
So she weighs buck of 5
So I guess she's alright if perfection is what you like
Ooh, ooh, and I'm not jealous, no I'm not
Ooh, ooh, I just want everything she's got
Ooh, ooh, you look at her so amazed
I remember way back when you used to look at me that way
Tell me what makes her so much better than me (so much better than me)
What makes her just everything that I can never be
What makes her your every dream and fantasy
Because I can't remember when it was me
And now you don't feel the same
I remember you would shiver everytime I said your name
You said nothing felt as good as when you gaze into my eyes
Now you don't care I'm alive
How did we let the fire die
Ooh, ooh, and I'm not jealous, no I'm not
Ooh, ooh, I just want everything she's got
Ooh, ooh, you look at her so amazed
I remember way back when you used to look at me that way
What makes her so much better than me (so much better than me)
What makes her just everything that I can never be
What makes her your every dream and fantasy
Because I can't remember when it was me
That made you smile
That made you laugh
Even if it makes you happier than you have ever been, oh me
That was your world (me)
Your kind of girl
Nothing about me has changed
That's why I'm here wondering
What makes her so much better than me (what makes her so much better than me)
What makes her just everything that I can never be
What makes her your every dream and fantasy
Because I can't remember when it was me
What makes her so much better than me (what makes her so much better than me)
What makes her just everything that I can never be
What makes her your every dream and fantasy
Because I can't remember when it was me
When it was me
When it was me
When it was me

Vegetarian blues...

Ang ganda talaga ng mga documentaries sa DOKYU! Kakatuwa at kaka-inspired. Anyway, gusto ko na mag-vegetarian! Yup! You read it right! I'm going vegan...or maybe not! Kasi naman, gusto ko naman makaranas na payat ako! Furthermore, I also want to be healthy! Kahit healthy lang tingnan. Whoever said that being fat is beautiful, is sour-graping and bitter-gourding in other words nag-bi-bitter-bitteran sa mga models sa magazine!

Naisipan ko tuloy mag-lagay ng aking mga thoughts kapag nag-vegetarian ako:

1. Papayat agad ako ng mabilis! The girl sa dokyu lost 5 pounds in less than two weeks! wala pang exercise yun! Eh hello! Tambay na kaya ako sa Gold's!


2. Siyempre kapag puro gulay kinakain mo, hihina ang iyong katawan! Bobobo din ako lalo! Kaya dapat take ako ng maraming supplements at protein shakes for building up muscles!


3. Regular ang bowel movement ko! Rich in fiber ang gulay at prutas! Iwas cancer pa yun!


4. Di na ako makakakain ng hamburger, burger steak, and everything! Mahihirapan pa ang nanay ko sa mga lulutuin! Dadagdag sa gastusin ang pagbili ng gulay sa palengke!


5. Gaganda ang aking skin! I will get enough Vitamin E! Yahoo!


6. Dadami mga insecure sa akin! siyempre ganda ng skin ko tapos payat pa ako tapos gwapo pa ako (aminin mo patri, mas gwapo pa ako sa mga kuya ko! alam mo din yan archie!) e di parusa na ito!


7. Dadani din admirers ko! Mapabading pa yan o babae! I will surely catch everyone's attention with my new look!


8. I think lalo akong yayabang! Lalo akong magiging intimidating at maarte!


9. Opportunities will come! Siyempre, if i look good, madaling makapasok sa mga trabaho! Aminin natin, may edge ang mga gwapong average ang iq sa mga panget na matalino!


10. Have to maintain all the superficial and vanity! Siyempre aalagaan mo ang everything sa iyo di ba? Di ako all the way vegetarian mind you! Siyempre, may mga animal by-products na di pwedeng iwasan like bags( I love bags!) shoes(ayoko gumamit ng synthetic!) at oil!


11. Naisip kong magtapos sa positive kasi gusto ko kayong ma-convince na mag-VEGAN! Pang-mayaman ang Vegan diet kahit mumurahin lang ang gulay! Sosyal kaya ang dating ng isang vegetarian!

Ayan, na-express ko na ang aking balak! bwuahaha! sana may napulot kayo! Sana din i-include niyo ako sa prayers niyo! Mapanindigan ko sana ito! LORD HELP ME!